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She's Audrey. 18 this year. A Leo. From Ipoh and currently in Subang. Loves music, shopping, photoshop and Lego. Scared of being alone. Thinks that there is nothing more dangerous than a closed mind. Is made of awesomeness.

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title: humerus.
date: June 19, 2009
time:5:25 PM
I got this funny e-mail from Tracy. And I wanna share it with all of you. :)

From the records of Institute of Mental Health :

"IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance everyday without fail, rain or shine. The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by understanding her behavior.

So, the doctor also wore black and carries a black umbrella; squatted outside just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without fail. Days goes by... the two of them squatted side-by-side without a single exchange of words for one solid month...

One fine day, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor:"Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?""


"A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. . She got curious and went to take a peek.. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself : "Why would someone write a letter to himself?"
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??""


"One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. The truck driver was very sad as he can't fish the bolts up and started to panic. Coincidentally, one patient walked past and asked the driver what happened. The driver told the patient the whole incident.

The patient nonchalantly replied: "Can't even fix such a simple problem...No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." He goes on explaining :

"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones."

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"
Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!""

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